Only in Africa

I just had a quick email conversation with SheBee – I was in stitches. The girl is damn witty and a real breathe of fresh air.

Sheena’s car got stolen before Christmas. Luckily the SAPS called her this morning telling her that they’ve recovered her car:

“The good news is that I was called this morning by SAPS and they’ve recovered my car! A great way to start off my year too as they’ve replaced the seats with leather, a new sound system & tinted windows plus a new engine – all to make my car unrecognisable. If I’d known this I would have had it stolen ages ago!”

Want to pimp your ride? Only in Africa.

10 Comments:

  1. Indeed, only in Africa.

    I’d like to thank my cop brother for telling me to have faith in the SAPS and then demanding a case of Jack Daniels when I called him up this morning and told him he was right, he was shocked beyond belief.

    Then to my thieves, without you I would not have the privilege of dicing the curry munchers here in Debben with my kiff mags with so much of chrome. I would not be able to up stage the dutchies down on holiday with my loud unce unce unce music. I would not be able to scream GEEE TEEE EYEEEEE, BITCHES!!!! as I drive passed the tow truck drivers.

    All in all, happy days!

  2. You think they can work any magic on a Hyundai Atos? ;)

  3. Two words: You rock!

    Ok more words: You’re freakin hilarious – I dig it. I’m in Durbs in March/April and I would love to touch base with you, if you keen?

  4. StevenMcD – Atos ? I”ve had two of those and written them both off, so I won’t hold my breathe on that one!!!

    Then again our country’s people are renowned for creativity and innovation – you might just get back an Atos Turbo…tinted windows and all.

  5. I have a Toyota Tazz or TT, which I prefer to call it. To the thieves, what can be done to make this faster. Please also include an aircon. Would it be easier if I “accidently” left my keys in the ignition, so u don’t have to use a screw driver. Also may save you some money to put some new mags on. Thanks

  6. Bev absolutely, I’ll take you out for a curried pineapple or something. Or maybe Durban’s finest chip roti. You rock right back at ya, by the way :)

    Rowan, the best thing with what I have now dubbed The Great (almost) Steal, is that they didn’t even crack my ignition with a screw driver, they hotwired bru!

  7. Bev you need a comment follow upper thingie.

  8. SheBee – Curried pineapple it will be ;-)

    Rowan – Just keep parking in our street at work – you bound to get lucky.

  9. Please can the get to work on my golf asap???? Like you said only in Africa

  10. gotta love shebeeliciousness herself!

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